Phish-food

hi i went longkang fishing 2day w T and M(!!)
and fish spa was ticklish-
up to the extent T didnt dare put her legs in water.
HA_HAW
sup fun and im so tired outz.

caught a few in like 30mins, like 7?
yes vry little i knw, but go thr and try it yourself.
those fish are like damn smart;
thy swim away bfr you even put your net in the water.
so yes, tht was choa chu kang.

kallang to T's, she changed,
went off agn to vivo.
bus ride was ridiculously stupid.
dined @ajisen (M's 3-joined-whtevr)
joked, gossiped, laughed, yada.
amphi to slack and comment on ppl.
HEHEHE_ :D
k pix tmr, hvnt got em, lazy.

happy coz ive got a tootsie roll!
and famous amos.
ahhhhhhhh fatz.

shld i close dwn this blg?

Frolick

why is frolick called frolick?
i didnt frolick ard leh.
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tried peach flvrd frolick 2day, w fresh strawberries(!!)
sinful heaven. hehehex
bused home and met M in the bus
stupid girl didnt see me she wanted to alight @the nxt stp!
but i was actually seated a few seats bhind her,
she wanted to txt me but i calld her.
blurblockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
OH FRGT TO TELL T WHT HPND
nvm you'll read this :) and pix pls! hahah

okay strtd jogging w M first
was so lazy i ended up watching ppl play tennis while jogging.
so yes i was as slow as a snail.
thn T came :D
jogged abt 2.8km, slacked and took off to camwhore
didnt lose as much fats as expected.
so ya, aftr camwhore ate dinner tgt.
ate 4bux worth of ban mian so the fats i lost came bk to me.
went homey w M.
M was sup high and i was tlkg abt my dearest mike.

HAHAHAH YES HES NOT RLLY MY BF JST AN ACTOR WHO LIVES IN TAIWAN SO WHAT.
so what?!
so i sad alr ):

Pokerface

aftr lkg @diz pic reminds me of the vid wenyi and i starred in during netball camp 08.
scandalous! was tlkg abt it 2day tho. with davina i thinkz.
hope i get it i wna watch. hehehex
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sch was mundane(OMG I TYPED MUNDANCE FTW)
yes maths test dwn, biz postponed agn.
roderick lim's mtg was never-endg so we took off :)
math was kinda difficult and i struggled thru, most likely flunking it ):

went to catch 'He's just not that into you' with meh.
was so sweet i cldnt resist crying.
but oh-so-sadly, no guy wld ever think of the sweet things done in the movie in life.
most of the guys were bastards tho, in the movie.
cheated and all. angmohs.
and i found out who 63094090 is.
bugger lee meh ee. smelly.
*rolls eyes*

ok, gd mood 2day,
off to do my zuo ye and reading logs :D
yes, i wna do rl.
and and and i bot famous amos! YAY HAPPY
***
dear S,
cheer up. im so sry i cant go ovr rite nw,
piling hwk and dads car is parked.
jst call me if you need me k. promise i'll pick up.
note tht i luv you! tc
mwa. xo, J/

Irritated

63094090
wtf is tht uh
did anyone else get it?

T also got it and tht idiot pressed smth
its some weather forecast thing leh
thn got like teeeeee teeeeeeee teeeeeeeee whn you pick up
so miffed lah, whn i was sleeping thn it kept calling
called like 4-5 times i cldnt tk it so i woke up
if its rlly some weather forecast
i think i shld be the one calling it
instead of it calling me right.
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2 tests tmr and i slept the whole aftrnn away
so now im left with no choice but to burn midnight oil
i jope i wont fall aslp agn
but i guess i will
biz and math tmr :/
ok bye off to watch my jam hsiao

The day before

So yesterday...
S and i were camwhoring as i said.
pix credz to S' fb.
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went to:

i look hideous in the below pic but heck :)

no Serena Rd tho ): i like Serena too!

thn some emo nemo shotz

Luv this shot of S coz its so nice :D
I TOOK IT I TOOK IT

IGNORE THE FAT LEGS

below = my fav pic of S and myself

another hideous/unglam/fugly candid of me.

no wonder. S took it.

this was me idea. came out wrg tho,

im like kicking S. WOOPZ

wooh, saw many 'chickens' if you actually get me.

hehehex.

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tests ovr:

- lit (think im gna fail)

WL ONE PATHETIC TEST OVER ONLY AH.

oncoming tests:

- math test on thurs during math period

- biz test on brkeven charts and marketing: place (aftr sch thurs 3pm)

- d&t test on 2nd mar (electronics)

- phy tst on 3rd mar (on wht topic?)

hwk:

- zuo ye 5 li jie wen da

- biz cash flow table

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ok aftr sch slacked in sch for awhile

w meh, errol, hamzah, niku and i forgot who

thn dom came, and went lol

hamzah was funny :)

aft awhile went off w S to town to meet her mom

ate @ fareast and went to S' hse.

played badminton (!!!) and volleyball (!)

hahahahaha i like badminton more :D

ok lah thn v tired thn parents came to fetch thn

byebyebyebyebyebeybe

lazy leh, tata!

A leopard never changes its spots

really regretted treating you nicely.
think i was stupid.
tht was the last straw.
sad? my ass.
remorseful? my ass.
'i know it takes time.'
YOU KNOW? MY ASS.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.
dont assume.
*
sch was ok tday, quite fun during EL whn we were crappingz.
mngd t fin my rflction in like 5mins hehex.
yada, was alone coz tiq had high fever, tc babe :)
and joshie too, tc!
hope thy'll be btr tmr tho.
S' aftr sch w M and T.
talked and laughed lots, and sent thm off.

camwhored aft tht w S, behind the alley(s)
pix stil w S, get thm soon :)
saw 2 retarded indian men who said ' hi girls'
ignored thm and went on :D
bet thy went to find those chickens thr.
guess thts all guys want? no offence
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so tired out alr
dk why i cant seem to find the motivation to study
i swear im gna find it soon
must improve on my sciences and math
macbth test tmr think im gna fall aslp halfway
and heard thrs a biz test on brkeven and place?
oh god, hope it isnt tmr
phy too, think thrs gna be a test
plsplspls god gimme timeeeeeee

i need the strength to carry on(!!!)

jam (!!!)

MUST WATCH!
for those who love singing,
omgz jam xiao jin teng is koolz!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmN6ELr83IY&feature=related

Crossroads

im sure gna miss the times we go monkeying ard.

happy bday lml :D

muackiexx!

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eheheh i didnt do my wrk :)

but its okay coz tmr's 2periods of d&t

and i wld hv smth to be occupied with (detailed dvlpmt)

the power of love

girlz nite out

ok la the first pic doesnt look like any galz nite out
but yes this was wht i did in mathz lesson w sihui :D
credz to her fr the pics!
it was w/o a cookie but charles requested for one,
so yes thrs a cookie for him.

the pen marked thing wasnt my doing, srsly.
someone else poked out the polo guys' names hahaha.
i saw clarie's somewhr!

tadah:

i added on a house, clouds and a sun for charles but i didnt manage to sneak a pic.

it was lke utopia though, the clouds were in couples.

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now the real galz nite out (!!!)

T and i

T bopped meh in the head thus the blurry pic

me attempting to do so but got caught on candid cam red-handed

i said something so meh gave this expression (hahah you knw i knw)

T pouring coke happily. ITS JUST COKE MISS SEVENTY-FIVE!

T unaware of a shoot gg on.

me looking pregnant. grrrr

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yes more pics with teephy, shall get thm if she blgs it up tnite.

currently stoning while using the com

and still not dg my hwk.

self-note:

- math vectors (matrices)

- d&t detailed dvlpmt

hoohoo byez.

starshine

i love crabtree & evelyn's white choc and raspberry cookies (L)

a lot of hwk to be done but me gna procrastinate :)
wooh i so hate ppl who act chim whn thy blg
AND have so many grammar and spelling mistakes!
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yay me watching tv now fitness programme
feel like gg to work out now! HAHAHA
ok bye be bk l8r :)

xiao long bao (L)

kopitiam in the mrg was koolz.
meh came up haha.
sch was okay and i did my wrk :)

aftr sch went to tg pgr w M to collect some stuff i bought!
quite satisfied hehehehehex/
met T and M aftrmath.
town, window-shopped, ate @ding tai feng
XIAO LONG BAOZZZZ (!!!)
thn shopped ard agn and T was being as lame as usual!

bused home and met a pervert on the bus
(*&$^@#$!(%^&%$&#$%&!
was wearing a dress so he kept looking
thn thr was this girl who came up the bus with shorts
HE KEPT LOOKING AT HER LEGS
i'll dig his eyes outta his eye sockets if i see him agn!
was so pissed i stared at him bfr i went off the bus.
guess what.
i tripped.
but i didnt fall.
THAT FUCKA.

ps: SO BROKE I NEED MUNNY

lazy lazy me

wo hen lan san. (i am lazy)
ming tian hen xiang shi kopitiam. (tmrs mt coffeeshop lol)
sian.

today:
S and W were tlkg, i eavsdropped hehehex
T was an idiot and he knws tht.
maths and we were playing ard as usual :)
chem was exceptionally fun today coz thr wasnt any stress.
haaaaaw.
cold rock aftr sch w teephy and meh
ate and gosspied.
came home, red alert came too.
blended apple juice :D to promote a healthy lifestyle to myself.
wanted to jog but was too lazy :)
shall jog on weekends tho.

mom got new phone agn,
but she doesnt knw hw to use it.
conclusion?
it bcms mine :D

xoxo, me.
you know you love me! hehexx

confuzed

i like to drink greentea(random)
p.e was fun coz we played and brought up the score of the girls vs boys game
my 100plus was great coz i almost died
honeydew-apple juice was even better coz its healthy(healthier)
chicky rice = yum
double maths = shit
vectors = more shit
position vectors = shittiest

but i still had fun coz sihui and i were talking the whole time

and i drew this (redrew in paint coz sihui hasnt posted up the picz)

yes it almst ate me

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lunch w T aftr sch (L)
M went off, A and A went dragonboating
went w seowwei to ccab
the girls did their best against cresent :) heartz
bus ride home w C, S, C and D was funny, mong!
walked home alone fr the bustp

watched 'enchanted'

was so touching and i wish someone'd make this true in rl.

thn evry ending wld be happy ever aftr.

why am i feeling this way
its so weird
ineedsomeone, whr are you
or do you even exist

retail therapy for 50bux

happy ystd ngt coz i got dad to pay fr my retail therapy
50bux isn't a lot,
at least it doesn't hv to cm out fr my own pkt
and he didn't lie to me, tks dad(L)

hwk done.
expt phy, ltr or smthg

T's 'enchanted' is w me
took it frm M ths mrg
no time to watch it, so many things to do, so little time
hw i wish time cld stop
today wasn't a vry gd day fr me, so long

p/s: haw blg in shrt coz i'm sup lazy nw

xo,
J

mini com!

hehex ni hao!
currently dg my gao ru gao shan(made it up) hwk alr :)
using the mini com to blog
stupid keys so small so diff to type properly.

i typed to as tto leh walaoz.
bye off to do d&t alr. come bk ltr
i wna paint my room
greeeeeeeeennnnnnn hahahahah
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HI I AM BK!
i finished everything thts due tmr yay so smart
and im kinda satisfied w my d&t coz i spent bloody 3hrs on it(!!)
i am hungry bye.
i love valentine's day(ytd)
coz i spent the whole day rotting and sleeping and com-ming

3rd post

U.K. boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says
Baby-faced and only 4 feet tall,

he was 12 when he impregnated girl, 14

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29184929/?gt1=43001#storyContinued

LONDON - He's 13. He scarcely looks 10.

And according to a British tabloid, he's a father.
Baby-faced and only 4 feet tall, the boy,
Alfie Patten, was just 12 when he impregnated Chantelle, now 15,

The Sun reported Friday.

Shown in a video posted Friday on the tabloid's Web site,

the diminutive Alfie takes the newborn girl in his arms.
Asked what he would do to support the child financially,

Alfie asks in a small, high-pitched voice, "What's financially?"

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this wld nvr hpn in sg

shocking

sry fr being irritating bye

gd news: i haven't done my hwk

change of blogskin!

2nd post today
omgz i am so clever.
i actually ignored my pile of hwk(wtf yes i knw) and started on a new skin
codes were from blogger.com
i actually did the bg myself on paint!
uploaded on pb and yay new bg :)
think rainbow bg = koolz(!!) but yez i don't love rainbows like loo does
jst think combining colours wld be nice hehez

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walao eh im alone @home on v day
how nice can this be.
stupid meh shifted to lj lah so bu fang bian.
have to worship her bfr commenting,
looks like im gonna comment less!
k bye off to bath and start on hwk, 1hr30minz ltr ;)

Valentine's/

happy valentine's day to everyone!
and to you: my love, my valentine.

omfgz i have tons to do but im so lazy!
hehex who spends valentine's day dg hwk?!?!?
i guess im gonna be the only one ):
gonna do it ltr, ha
i feel like joining singing classes so fun(!!!)
and i feel like changing my blogskin again.
hoohoo.
i miss xiao hua :)
xoxo, jayelle.

Hotel California

edited**

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENYI :D
you have been my husband for i think more than 3/4mths alr.
HAHAHAHAH I SHALL SPREAD MY LUV TO YOU TMR!
and ive got you a lil smthg,
my xin yi lah. HEHEX

&hi i shall stop whining abt my hair coz it fsXXks.
fsXXks = fXXking sucks.
GROW HAIR GROW!

i love the song hotel california!
i was bloghopping and i got to read underage-girl.
WTF THE PLAYLIST ON HER BLIOG DAMN NICE CAN.
ALL OLDIES LORRRRRRRRRR(!!!)
screams*
ok la kua zhang.
but rlly very nice leh, squeals in excitement*
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went to the game OSS VS GYS
39: 19! hahahahahahahha happy.
but yezzzzzzzzzz fun lah.
and tks to ms toh for the peach tea.
OOOOOOOOOOO WE PLAYED W HELIUM!
hahahahaha sup funny!

aftr tht went to bm with ml and cheryl.
ate macs (YES AFTR WATCHING SUPERSIZE ME)
thn proceeded to have fun!
walked ard like idiots and settled dwn for awhile to play w helium.
didnt rlly work out for me but yeh, HAHA :D

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self-reminder:
- D&T by MON
- math, vectors by MON
- zuo ye 4 by MON

- biz rev qns + activities by TUES
- phy practice paper by TUES

omg so many faints bye.

WAILING

OMG LAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i want my hair back!!!!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFXXK!
BOTH SIDES NOT EQUAL ONE!!!!!!!!!!

that fxxking 'hairdresser'.
hair not nice, face not nice SAY UNTIL MY HAIR VERY NICE
IN THE END FUCKING UNEVEN.
YES I DONT CARE IF I SAID FUCK.
FUCK.

Indescribable Agony

omfg as the title says it.

firstly, i have an ss test to study for!
coz its bloody counted in CA damn.
GUESS WHENS THE TEST?
tomorrow.
and i haven't even touched the damn paper.

secondly, i have 2 zuo wens due tmr.
i am lazy to do thoseeeeeeeeeeeeee things lah.

thirdly, valentine's is on sat.
singles outing, any takers?
and i actually did smthg lame tgt w wenyi today ;)
HAHAHHAHA.

lastly, I CUT MY HAIR TODAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
why do i actually sound happy?!
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FXXK LAH I TOTALLY REGRET IT LAH!!!
ITCHY HAND GO CUT HAIR
NOW THE BACK OF MY HAIR IS TOTALLY SCREWD.
AM SO STUPID TO HAVE CUT MY HAIR.
SERIOUSLY I FEEL LIKE GROWING MY HAIR BACK BFR I RETURN TO SCH AGAIN.
NOW IM IN PAIN AND AGONY.
DAMN.

smelly school.

pi bei duo kan.
hehex so tired worz.

schl was a killer today,
dk why i was so tired.
pe was nice coz i played badminton(!!)
overall was okay.
biz was fun coz mr lim was nice hahaha.
found out that accounts is quite confusing but fun!
d&t was okay coz i unexpectedly passed the test w/o studying!
hahahahah 30/40. not very good but yes,
btr thn nthg for not studying :)

tmr sucks too coz i can't go to ccab.
i want to watch the girls' match lah walaozzzz.
nehhhhhhhhh
went maxwell jst now for fish beenhoon w M and T :)
laughed a lot. yes meh? HAHAHAW.
as promised,
methane.

xoxo, jayelle.

expensive rubber my love!

its none other than abalone! :D
yay i love rubber.

ytd my mom was like
'jo ah! you btr come bck for dinner tmr ah! or not you sure regret!'

me: why?
mom: coz i want to open abalone. you dont come back all give zaffy.
me: HUH WHR GOT LIKE THAT ONE
mom: GOT! then i will save the empty can for you.
put in mushroom let you pretend its abalone.
mean mom.

but shes cute lah.
i asked her: eh why out of the blue you want to open for me?
mom: tmr last day of cny mah. ji li! (auspicious!)
cute hor. which mom celebrates duan wu yuan xiao jie.
HEHEX
okay tks to nadoo i just did the biz rev qns :)
yay byebye

netballers, (L)

taken aftr their match with pierce :)

though i don't show it, i love them :)
peektures taken from liting's blog. tks!
these pple above have actually taught me alot,
in my 4yrs of netball life.
although i may not be the best player i can be,
i can proudly say that i've enjoyed my 4yrs of netball-playing.
tks for all the advices, scoldings, fun, jokes and laughter.
thy're all deeply etched in my mind!
and of coz, thy'll always be with me, till the end.

my season's over, as i played with the sec1s and some sec2s @daisytan.
which marks the end of my netball life in sec sch.
this explains the increasing amt of fats as i am now 47kg :/
effing heavy pig. GRRRRRRRRR
okay enough said,
good luck for the rest of the matches k girls :D
make ms toh prouddddddddddddddddd(!!!)
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wahlao the post make me wna tear alr lah.
CRYBABY.
but i havent teared :D
HAHAHAH ok lah.
gtg meet bf alr.
and whn i get home i wna study for my d&t test tmr.
which i wna try to top again.
HAHAH BYEBYEXZZ

OH HAHAHA I CAN'T WAIT FOR ASOS TO SEND MY STUFF TO ME!!!

Pots calling the kettles black.

MANY PEOPLE SHOULD ACTUALLY KNOW WHO'S BLOG I TOOK THE BELOW PARAGRAPH FROM.
'To th spammers on my baby's blogg.
Your like having fun siol.Entertaiment uh?
Your spamming until liddat.
Only smart ppl dont fucking give a them uh? (:'

Hi ah beng :)
You mean fucking give a DAMN?
Typing the above paragraph just proves your stupidity.
Your 'baby' actually REPLIED to the spammers!
That proves that she actually 'gave a THEM' about them :)
NOW WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?

Oh btw, your red hair looks disturbing!
What's with the long fringe?
The new version of 'The Ring' I guess.
Its already scaring me!

I shall now translate the whole paragraph into English:
To the spammers at my baby's blog.
All of you are like having fun! Is it for entertainment?
You all are spamming there until
my baby can't take it and she has to remove her tagboard!
Only smart people don't fucking give a damn uh? (:
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OMG WHATS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?
Many people actually try to type in proper English but fail to.
awwwwwwwwwwwww ):
Deepest Sympathy.
NO PUN INTENDED.
I WAS JUST BORED :/

Lies.

hello omgz today iz a happy day! (despite the title)
went out aftr math and MT test :)
hope i don't flunk any of them both tho.

vivo with meh to watch ci bi!
takeshi HAHAHAHAHAHHA SO SHUAI.
ok la i've got to stop oogling @ cute guys(!!)
oh btw i ****************** closer pple shld know la hor :D
too bad idk him lor ):
see la now everyones attached or gg to be.
and im *****************(!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
sad alr la ):
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:D wonder hw you all think about lies.
random lies that help you cover up the truth.
white lies are good lies. BUT STILL, THEY ARE LIES.
if you think its you, PLS ADMIT THAT YOU
ACTUALLY LIED COUNTLESS TIMES.
whtevr. you're making me hate you.
don't assume :)

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT.
DON'T PISS ME OFF, DEAR.

Nuffnang asked..

What will you do to find out if your crush is into you?
Definitely food for thought :)

I would actually base it on our daily lives and interaction.

1) 'Judge' the way he looks into my eyes when he talks to me, I guess.
Obviously if he likes me I'll be able to feel it lor!!

2) I'll blog about a mystery person of the opposite gender that went out with me :)
If he asks me about it in detail, maybe he's already fallen head-over-heels with me.
HAHAH

If he doesn't ask me about it coz maybe he's shy,
I shall talk about it to him and see how he reacts.
HEHEH EITHER WAY I WIN.

3) I'll smile at him whenever he looks my way.
Like this, even if my crush isn't into me,
HE WILL START BEING INTO ME I DON'T CARE(!!!)
Ok la, maybe he will blush lehhhhhhhh.
Then I'll know :)

4) Pay more attention to him whenever I see him,
so he won't be able to hide his feelings about me.

5) Write a personal letter?
And he'll reply with another letter.
OMGZ I LOVE LETTERS!

6) The last way would be to ask.
But guys are said to be afraid of girls who are too frank,
so I'll give it a pass rather than take the risk of being left on the shelf.

But of course I'll fufil my duty as a girl la!
Bitch and gossip around and ask his friends until I get the answer :D

not very interesting, but its all genuine feelings! :)
hope i get the free tix though. haha!
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okay off that topic,
things to do:
- research for d&t, more ideation
- study for math test on fri
- do well for MT test on fri
- study for d&t test on monday (electronics yada)
- listen to maths class(!!) b-o-r-i-n-g

k ive done my hw, off to watch tv!
xoxo, jayelle.

i like it like that, xo xo

wht mr ong said kinda made my day :D
and wht mrs lee said kinda woke me up.
i wna improve maths! SP DTRM SP DTRM SP DTRM!

ive been improving alr lor.
last time i get single digits and now i get double digits!
although i still failed, i'm gna improve(!!!)
tmr's breakeven mcq(biz) and i dont knw a thing abt tht.
kill. i'm gna read a lil tmr :)
oh guess what! i finished my zuo wen alr hehexxxxxxx
and i taught nadoo maths today!
YAY I ROCK IN MATRICES LAH K!
although its nth to be proud of :/

luvvvxxzx.

all i want is everything, xo xo

if i could, i would.
i can't.