Monday, March 30, 2009

KBOX


apparently i look spastic in this pic.
okay lah so to repeat, i went out w these 2 darlings!
and yes it was a fun 'confused' day :D
lazy to elaborate alr. HEHEHEHEHE
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2day is a gr8 day!
coz i went 2 watch HOTEL FOR DOGS(!!!)
with T :D M and A didnt come 2 sch 2day..
but i bet thy missed me HEHE
ok to conclude.. hotel 4 dogs is NICE HAHAHAHAH
coz i luv dogz ok bye.

ohohoh i topped el mock test :D 19/25
YAY
anyone needs EL tuition so i can earn $? LOL

Sunday, March 29, 2009

P-p-p-pokerface


any takers?
I WANT TO WATCH THIS ASAP(!!!)
MUST WATCHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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hi getting away frm the movie craze,
its been ages since thr corwz hv went out tgt :)


spastic moments in the toilet during change of period :)
HAHAHAH
us girls nv fail to piss those teachers off by coming in late 4 class manz.
almost every chage-of-periods we go toilet 1 leh.
no pee/shit also go. TEEHEE

reminds me of jamtab.
always go in late 4 class during sec1/2..
thn teachers always give us nth but a frown and a slight smile.
HAHAHAHAHAH SO CUTE WORHHHZXZ BYE

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Rollerblading

TEEHEE
2free periods coz had no biz on fri :)
yes, camwhore. again.


many more peekchaz w chu, lazy 2 post thm.
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went out w T and meh aftr sch :)
guess where we went??

ROLLERBLADING!
omgz lah, virgin attepmt @ rollerblading;
and i had 2 sk8 alllllllll the way to the end of ECP(!!)
of course i fell :) but it was funnnnnnnnnnn hahahah
but i think i shall just skip the thought of gg again @ the moment.

we cant take slopes/bumps/humps for god's sake.
resulted in a fall which turned many heads. LOL


think the abv pic is nice :)
but meh thought it wasnt. T forced her to take it.
HAHAHAH

think this pic is the stupidest pic of all.
stupid captions on the glass panel.
aftr blading we had macs 4 dinner :)
talked and gossiped. went home aftr tht.
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2day: cine to meet H and W :)
yes, low huiying and lee wenqi!

last time i went out w thm was like, on W's 16th bday?
to kbox as well :)
and 2day we went to the ktv near heeren.
HAHA SWEAR TODAY WAS HILARIOUS LAH!
'confused' - inside joke lol
thn we shared some stuff and gossiped a little.
wen and i surprised ah ying w a cupcake :D
stupid girl suspected nthg.
bus ride home was IRRITATING!
LOL ah ying was practically dg everything to make me turn on lah HAHAHAH
so ya we laughed all the way lol.
pikz with wen, post up whn i get thm :D

kkkkk, xoxo.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

BLITHE MY ASS

yayifinishedmyhomeworkminusthefactihaventrllycaredabtmybizfile
whyisthrnoonetaggingasexpectedomgifeelsolamenowishallgoaway
andwitheranddrownmyselfintomysorrowandyadaihatemomfor
blamingeverythingbadththappensonmefucklifemayiknwwhyhistory
isrepeatingitselfcozitsucks

TO.BE.ME.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Late Nite Out

paiseh.
quite-long-time-no-see :)
yes this post was supposed 2 be aftr the chalet part.
i was lazy. tht explains it here nw.
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so aftr chalet, stayed ovr @ chu's.
reached her place and found myself playing w jordan.
mad woman snapped my pic. blushes*

thn mad woman wanted 2 go dwn 2 play volleyball.
I ALSO WANT HEHEHE
thn we started to 'zilian' as hw ah lians name 'camwhore'
mad woman chu came up with a totally absurd idea:
to camwhore @ whichever place we set foot on.
therefore...


and we reached our destination. the amphitheatre.
apparently you see me trying 2 act like a pro :)

as we were too bored, we decided 2 call MR MYSTERIOUS dwn :)
also a long-time-no-see flen.


PAISEH LAH GIRLS LIKE 2 CAMWHORE.

NEH. mr mysterious. ROGER YIP KH.

aftr his constant reminder abt his 'undying passion' 4 basketball,
and tht basketball was a much btr choice thn volleyball,
we gave in.

sry 4 tht awkward pose :)

and you see mad woman's phone!!!!!!!!!
coz i saw the time, thn i was like.
' eh chu, if you see the same number whn you look @ the time hor,
means smone missing you leh'

thn she took the photo.
i told her tht means smone mst hv been missing me!
I DONT CARE. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
I KNOW ITS YOU.
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away frm tht,
walao my biz file is still screwd,
lit march hols assignment not done.
SMART. byebye.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

TY, SL, JAVIS' SWEET 16TH!


you mst be wondering why the 3 of us whn its not our birthdays right!
ok even if you arent wondering pls pretend you are lah k :)
its coz..
aftr baking the wonderful muffins and packing thm in to cute paperbags,
we cabbed to their bday chalet :D
bus was tkg so long, right T? HAHAH

thn the chio grp pics :D
3bday boys in the middle.

thn we got bored so we started displaying public affection.
viewers discretion so we stopped.
and you knw girls plus cameras = camwhore :)
JUMPSHOTZZZ!

tried double hearts but failed.
as you can see we paired according 2 height HAHAHAH

so me and bestie tried one. failed ):

thn we tried holding hands, which was WORSE, obviously.

1 thing i luv abt thights. SKINNY LEGS!



and we got tired of jumping so we started camwhoring normally.
T went 2 find adriel so wuyas took a pic!


thn my laogong came into the pic(!!)
but she seduced liting coz chu practically JUMPED on me LOL

i wanted to tk a nice pic of me and bstfrd but aunty wendy came in!
thts the only pic i hv w him on tht day
knw why hes smiling?
coz he took a pic w 2 pretty ppl HAHAHAHA
thn i took a pic w sister :)
tht asshole nv smile lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. so i took another one.
THN HE TOOK A BITE IN HIS HOT DOG!
UIGSCUHVFUHVZXDJSGLASVSDHV LAH.
HE SMILED IN THE PIC W CHU LOR. smelly sister.
forgiven for the fact he gave me 5 honey hotdogs :D
ooooooooooooooo
thn we started arm wrestling!
JL IS STRONG ACCORDING TO EVERYONE :)
BLEH/
ignore ugly face expression and hair.
wendy kept complaining tht she wanted 2 go home.
in the end.......

she succumbed to peer pressure HA
jl wishes the 3 a happy belated bday!
hope you enjoyed those muffins :)
all the best and study harddddddddddddddddddd!
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a pity meh didnt go tho ):
many many mountains of hwk 2 be done but im still procrastinating.
lazy lah. ohhhhh wtched sch hse rockz the movie on okto this mrg.
quite nice leh. LOL
alone @ home agn and zaff is ignoring me.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

ZITZ



hi im bk agn.

this blg is dead so i shall jst enjoy my soliloquy :)

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apparently my facial condition is worse thn rough ground.

HATE ZITS!

roger came tlkg 2 me and 4 a moment idk who he was(!!)

hahahahharzxzzz.

ok tht made me rlly think abt my future 2day.

aftr wht mr dw said.

i wna wrk hard 4 math coz i think its fun :)
and of coz all the other subs!

coz thrs only 1 life, and its short.

so i hv to make the best outta it.




the conver w future scientist roger yip

jl giggles. says:

wht do you imagine yourself dg in 20, 30 yrs?



The last refuge of a man with no answers and no arguments its all his will.. says:
30 years?
i'll be working


jl giggles. says:
as?


The last refuge of a man with no answers and no arguments its all his will.. says:
as a life scientist
at biopolis


FYI(!): Biopolis (Chinese: 启奥园 or 启奥生物医药研究园, formerly 生物医药研究园) is an international research and development centre located in Singapore for biomedical sciences. It is located in One-North in Buona Vista, near Dover, and is close to the National University of Singapore, the Singapore Polytechnic, the Institute of Technical Education, the National University Hospital, the Singapore Science Park, Ministry of Education, and Fusionopolis. This campus is dedicated to providing space for biomedical research and development activities and promoting peer review and collaboration among the private and public scientific community.





damn smart. i bet he'll manage 2 get in it.

THN I WILL HV A FAMOUS FRIEND AHHAHA


i shall think far too :D

i will be a famous lawyer in a reknowned law firm!

a veterinarian wld be another option :)

and i'll be an spca volunteer. HA_HA

HIGH PAY $$$$$$$$$$$$$

can donate 2 ppl who need it also!

and i can xiao shun my parents :)

thn can travel,

tc of my brother(even though im most unwilling) haha




and another conver with auwailoong made the rest of my day.

which is approx. 2hrs mre bfr it ends.

LOL
shall not reveal it. HAHAHAHA




xoxo, again,

J

SCHOOL DROOL

http://www.trinnyandsusannah.com/misc/body-shape-survey
girls, click!
go see wht your body shape is. its not a survey 2 be done.
its a survey alr done. heharxz

gah. sch hol's like an even more hectic wk(!!)
mre hwk piled up in btwn alr given ones,
d&t model in the making,
biz file not done up @ all.
SPEAKING OF BIZ, I FAILED. its like the first time i failed biz lor can.
i am still not satisfied and idk whr he got the mrks frm.
WHTEVZ.

xoxo,
J

feels like dying. UGH

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Food junkie iz me

plz i hv been eating non stop 2day and everything i eat is filled with fats i knw i keep eating and complaining abt me gaining mre fats but thts the truth i h8(!!)

ok nuff of crap.
didnt go 2 the d&t camp simply coz i cant stand some ppl :)
but ya thts an excuse
real reason was coz i wanted 2 go visit the spca :)
swear i luv tht place.
gonna b a volunteer once i turn 17 la(!)
tks 2 liting who suggested we cld head dwn.
hw i wish tht all the animals thr aand othrs who're mistreated 2 find a gd hm w a gd owner ):

so ya bfr tht was lunch w tingting(F), weiwei, tingting(M), haohao.
MOS and i ate like a pee-eye-gee.
ate an upsized meal pluz a burger ala carte
so fat.
aftr spca had mcwings.
a bottle of greentea,
and a pkt of ribena pastilles.
WL BURN FATS BURN BURN BURN
TEEHEE

*does meh's famous NINJA GLARE
and thinks of red and white polka dotted bikinis!*
M and T sure get waddai mean.
HEHE WADDAI = what i.
xoxo,
J

p/s: iie miishh angii3x and t33qx(!!!!!!!!!)

Monday, March 16, 2009

Candyfloss

i found it 3mins ago and nw its 1/2 gone :)
no childhood.
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apparently 2day isnt as swt as candyfloss coz:
MR X KNW-IT-ALL,
jst wants 2 make life difficult 4 othrs.

whts with being so *tooting* sarcastic and rude
whn i didnt do no *tooting* thing 2 you in the first place,
xcept 4 being late?
i explained 2 you, you didnt believe me.
CAN I HELP IT? NO.
i alr apologised mre thn once, AND I MEANT IT.
GUESS WHAT?
APOLOGY UNACCEPTED + MORE SARCASTIC CMNTS.

toot off coz i dont need you in my life :)
SO *TOOTING* PETTY 4 A GUY.
angry coz of the same thing thruout the day!!
like, frm 8++am ALL THE WAY TIL TOOTING 530PM!
no wonder you fell outta love, according to the monk in S44.

COZ YOURE TOO PETTY!
no pun intended but thts the sad truth, aint it?
so this smarty-pants X badmouthed me in frt of this person,
Y, who doesnt even knw me and saw me 4 the 1st time in his whole entire life,
stupidly buys X's story.

thn you tlkd abt me being hot-tempered and such.
ALL THIS HAPPENED RIGHT BFR MY EYES.
CAN I NOT B ANGRY?
if i do the same thing 2 you, wld you NOT flare up?!
even if i am hot-tempered and i admit i am,
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?

oh i rmb you saying youd rather b alone thn be tgt w me in the same grp.
OH TOO BAD NW YOU'LL HV 2 BE A LONER COZ I AM IN THE SAME GRP AS YOU DARLING :)
and i rmb tht you said im a blabbermouth.
OH SO NOW YOU WANNA ACT CLOSE WITH ME.
WE ARE SO CLOSE THT YOU SHARE YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRETS WITH ME,
AND I, BEING A BITCH, (note tht its me thts the bitch not you in case you strt ASSUMING agn)
BLABBED!
you are so cute :)

PLS STOP ACTING LIKE YOU KNW EVERYTHING COZ YOU DONT.
I HEREBY DECLARE, MR X KNW-IT-ALL,
A **STARD.
i pray sm1 passes by and tells this X i blogged abt him.
waiting 4 your reaction, dear X :)
note i didnt include vulgarities and i didnt state names!
F.Y.I: X was angry and it was obvious but he denied thruout.
guess the cause of him being angry.
best answer wins a prize!

truckloads of love,
J

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Fun in the sun


its been decades since i last stepped into the sunny sentosa ):
so miss tanning.
nw im fair yellow. major yuck.

ignore the one holding the cam LOL
look@ my happy(but awkward smiling) face in sentosa's toilet;
and you'll knw hw i feel manzzzz.
sentosa smday!
and wuyas, whns our outing since your ALL ATTACHED nw?
LOL pls let the outg be quick k.
i want kbox :D
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brot zaff 2 the vet jst nw,
she was gd thr :) ate her med 4 deworming.
annual chckup.
ha lucky she didnt feel anything while the needle was in her skin.
one of the 'pros' of being fat :)
did i mention shes 10.25kg?!
xoxo,
J

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Gummibears


mango sorbet with gummy bears are the luv.

went 2 cold rock recently with M, T and A :)
luv the colour contrast.
makes me 4get everything tht makes me sad.
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haji lane w 2 of my bitchez ytd, reached hm near 10.
seems like gg out every friday nite has become our weekly routine.
waffles with icecream were awesome! (fats calling my name alr)
l8r prt of the day was gr8 coz we practically LOL-ed thruout.
lucky 2 hv gd friends :)
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Your view on yourself:
You are intelligent, honest and sweet. You are friendly to everybody and don't like conflict. Because you're so cheerful and fun people are naturally attracted to you and like to talk to you.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education:
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:
You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

its rather true :)
http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

alone @hm on a saturday aftrnn.
tht so helps.
kinda regret posting up the previous post.
gonna take it off.
don't wanna lose another friend.

fuck life.
in a i-am-so-sucky mood now.
life has failed me in all aspects.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

i need to think

cant help thinking most men/guys/boys are bastards :)
note: sentence abv does not mean EVERY men/guy/boy/whtevr.
dont come flaming me and putting wrds into my mouth.

though no one wld actually read this i knw.
random.
not feeling very happy now.
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dear blg :)
2day wasnt very gd coz i had occasional moodswings.
i was high most of 2day tho.
happy coz we cld slack 4 the whole day, jst listening 2 tlks.
HEHEZ ava rm all the way!
kinda interested in law(TP) nw.
lets see hw it goeeeeeees. COP's 14 so its average :)
DTRM/Law?

went 2 suntec w M, T and A :)
A wanted 2 get loafers.
her mom came dwn jst 2 get her shoes lah!
home aftr tht and laughed like idiots on the bus w M.

tmr's normal timetable. sian ji puaz.

notes 2 self:
- detailed dvlpmt(!!)
- find a gd maths tutor/tuition centre
- brush up on sciences
- read up on my notes of all subjcts
- get a part-time job (i cant stand life w/o $!!!)

**
hi i need munneh.
sensitive comments removed.
xoxo,
J
i pray my parents wld hv secured jobs, my family and friends wld be happy and healthy,
my o lvl results wld be gd and i wld get into the course i want, and tht my bro wld hv the drive 2 study hard.
please please please God, grant me these wishes. amen.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Soliloquy

Lunch with Tiffany/
so kool sounds like breakfast @ Tiffany's hehez.
but i rlly went 4 lunch with T.
went 2 mos burger and laughed abt xxx :)
she went bk 2 sch so i went home.
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been blogshopping since idk whn and ive spent tons.
lucky im not like M who spends thousands;
investing in retail therapy online.

finally, mock tsts ovr 4 the time being.
gna flunk most of thm, zzz
mid yrs cmg soon, not much time 4 rest.
damn, sec4 life iz tough.
staybacks almost everyday, holiday lessons
(even whn you dont need thm THAT much), yada.
WE NEED TIME FOR LIFE MY DEAR M.O.E :)
plz grant us more holidays tho i knw its kinda impossible.
sry 4 being so boring.
off 2 pay 4 my buys :)

p/s: i saw someone androgynous HAHA_HAWZ
sick and tired of living in this superficial world.
may God help me. amen.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Meh and me

watched marley and me. hehehe/
so sad i cried and stained my shirt(!!)
tht bitchface was practically smiling aftr the movie.
hate watchg touching movies w her manz.
teephy wld hv cried, i bet.
casual dressing 2day, plain white t and shorts 2 vivo.
so aunty.
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sch tmr, so lazy.
chem tst like early in the mrg
hvnt touched my chem txt 4 so lg its rotting.
oh i bot pretty boxers jst nw!
happy :)

why is no one tagging?!
think its getting so boring lor ):
izzit?
only 40 unique views everyday.
sian. sad alr.

Blesty's birthday : )


happy thing and my mstrpc.

9th march is the other bitch's bday alr :D
gl! luvvvvvvvvvv.

okay ending off w the oh-so-traditional:
happy bday chu :)
best wishes!