little miss bad (to you, apparently)

ooh well ive read it and its full of sarcasm too.
looks like youve learnt quite abit frm me huh :>
and since you wna blog it out, i shall too.
i told you b4, umpteen times why.
i tried 2 change but i cant.
not tht i didnt try AT ALL i did but its jst me.
and i cant try so hard to change jst coz of you, right?
you knw one cant please everyone.
if i live to please you, WOW WHAT A LIFE MAN.
i wld spend my whole life living miserably coz if i fail to please someone,
my life wld be hell and everyone wld be miss nice and accomodate to me.
then one fine day, everyone wld be humiliated to the core and flare up.

i do the same to all ppl, refer to all close friends.
and you cld hv chosen to retort.
you didnt. you KNOW i was joking so if you retorted
we wld probably jst end up laughing.
but ya you didnt. and if you actually rmb,
when i said tht, with a straight face at first,
i actually smiled aftr tht :>

and b4 you actually accuse me of more
SARCASM and HUMILIATING (the latter is true but not the humiliate part),
PLZ SEE 4 YOURSELF
do i do this to those nobodies????
do i do this to ppl im not close with?
see 4 yourself.
i assumed coz we were gd friends you wld understand.
coz i told you countless times.
you cld treat me the same way..
you chose not to.
i chose to.
so is tht wrong? i guess to you it is.

oh ya and who is 'THEY' agn?
everytime you THINK anything happens to us.
you jst tell the whole world.
thn everyone wld come and ask me,
'oh what hpnd to you and so-and-so again?'
fyi i only tell close ppl like jamtab, nadoo and whoever close.
but maybe coz you hv many close friends you practically tell everyone.
ive told you this many times too.
but nth changed. im not pleased.
but did i say anymore to you? no.

youre impossible.
idk wht to do alr. since you say i HURT you,
im sry 4 tht.
but if you rlly cant stand me.
thn id rather we jst be acquaintances instead of the dubbed 'besties'.
coz this means we'll be less close and go out less meaning less time for me to use sarcasm to humiliate you.

fyi humiliate is a heavy word.
its not that bad.
good luck for your dpa btw.
and your jc dreams :>