conflicts and roaches

life's not good

many conflicts btwn many friends and blah,
and im drifting further and further away frm some friends yeh
thts bad but too bad its life
th feeling scuks yaw
but still

happy april fool's day t ya'll
did ya have fun pranking?
i didnt prank much tho.
and i got pranked by mr krishy! hawhaw
its super lame luh canz,
he was like saying mdm choy told him abt my bad behavior
and says its gna be up on th papers tmr

me: nods* ' tday april fools day right.'
krishy : ' SHIT! you beat me to it.'

HAHAHAW, NOW YOU KNOW MY POWER.
and he said th same thang t cara, lol

AND GUESS WHT
I WAS USING COM JST NW, AND SMS-ING AT TH SAME TIME
SO I DIDNT LOOK AT TH FLOOR
THR WAS THIS FLYING COCKROACHY!
WTF,
AND I WAS LIKE EH WHY MY LEG ABIT FUNNY
LIKE GOT INSECT CRAWL OVER OR SMTH
FIRST THANG WHN I SAW TH ROACHY MY TEARS DROPPED
AND I SCREAMD LIKE NTHG
IMAGINE YOU HATE AND HAVE ROACHYPHOBIA,
THIS IDIOT ROACHY CAME AND CRAWLED OVER YOUR FOOT.
GAH.
t hell with all roachies!

CREDITS TO COXFORD DICTIONARY OF JOEY,
ROACHYPHOBIA noun : A persistent, irrational fear of the COCKroaches,
that leads to a compelling desire to avoid it THEM.