Thursday, May 28, 2009

mo mo mo mo

me me me me
ma ma ma ma
can't read my pokerface

why can't we be like we used to?
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i jst 8 kfc omgz
fats in chickenz me h8 ttmx!
coke can make one's stamina drop
omg i scared mon's the day i need and MUST do well
plsplsplsplspls god help me tks luv bye.

too bad you're not the queen eh.
oh xx's new blgskin screamz chio-ness

the day the petty princess became pettier :)


omg so kool ritez mini cooper :)
tkn the day chu and i went to hum's.
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oh speaking bout chu
happy bday jon sze :>
best of luck in everything you do and study hard!
expectedly, didnt do well 4 languages.
zzzz results revealed.
el: 61/100 (super idiocy)
mt: 63/100 (quite idiotic)
math: 22/100 (not vry proud of it but hahaha)
sci phy/chem: 50.5/100 (omg its bad but i actually passed both papers on their own! 1st time ok, not easy!)
com. humanities: 61/100 (YAY AHHAHA scored well 4 lit so ya HAHA compared to past results luh)
biz: 43/100 (ever since ** came.. sad)
d&t: 76/100 (at the top once again :D)
k dont say your smarter coz honestly,
i did not mug until the day b4 the various papers :D
but whtver, maybe you are smarter!
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so today was.. mundane :>
same chinese practice papers, yada.
tbp aftr sch w chu, gl, meh babiez!
venezia luv and subway w meh.
chuie's out with mr bf so.. best of luck eh luv!
tmr's a short day so i can slp more!!!
i need to eat kinder buenoooooooooooooooooooooo
byez.
p/s: idk why some ppl jst luv to attract unwanted attention,
thinking tht thy are the best outta everything in the whole wide wrld.
i am sososo sad to inform you,
you are so wrong :>

Monday, May 25, 2009

swirling clouds in violet haze

HAPPY BDAY TO ERROL LEE :)
hope you loved the present ha.

HAPPY ADVANCED TO JON SZE!
best of luck in evrything you do!
hahah and pls study hard dont make sarah worry.
(not like you'll read this but aiyah whtevr)
pee bee dae anywayz.
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ytd..
study day or do-chinese-hwk day became
go-2-bro's-hse-play day OMGZ H8 U TTMX HUM lol
btw,
HELLO BESTIEZ ME HOLD SHIRT GORT COLOUR EUUS DUNCH HAB.

anyhoo, we didnt manage to finish everything but we got some of it done :)
fun coz thr was a kbox system in his hse lol.
sang like mad ppl :>
me dont sound like anyone k fyi.
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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yada. cold rock with t and meh today!
happy coz me luv fruity icecreamz :> :> :> triple smileyz.
macs @ tbp aftr tht, talked and
TAP O WAR HIGHSCORE = 9 HUNDRED DK HW MUCH!!
YO NADOO, YO SAM! HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH I BEAT WILLIAM (indriani)'S SCORE OF 7HUNDRED PLUZ MANZ
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nxt me gonna aim to beat t's bball highscore hahahah.
speaking of which i feel like topping el in me class.
mt too, both kinda mission impossible huh.
if i rlly do omfg high fan tian!
results known, left with 3 more, el mt lit.
crosses fingers hopes dont flunk lit*
nb me jst passed ss by 1 steady alr lor. zzz
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p/s: i h8 ppl who whine.
h8 ppl who act cute like nobody's biz
h8 ppl who talk with a fake voice
h8 ppl who take things 4 granted
h8 ppl who are FREELOADERS
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and
this url jst shocked me.
tks to my lovely meh. HAHAHA
nb agn me no $ walaoz.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

bored so..

off to read!
LOL

BIRTHDAE MTH!

this mth's like a bday mth coz almost everyday is someones bday :>

firstly,
HAPPY BELATED BDAY VENUS LIM XC :D
best of luck in everything you do lustie, luv :>

then,
HAPPY BDAY DOM TAY :D
last long w liting and study hard.
lol dont be so xq always! AHAHHA


advanced bday :)
HAPPY ADVANCED BDAY ERROL LEE :D
hahaha stay happy forever manz gd flen.
best of luck in everything youz do worz!

away frm tht,
me went cycling w t and meh!
lol t bladed, meh and i cycled.
was pretty fun xcept 4 the fact we didnt take much pics i think?
aftr tht we went to t's hse and watched kimora LOL
nice show lol quite addictive.
MY SCHOOL DAZE WAS NICE ALSO
ordered macs 4 dinner so fattening i knw.
talking abt fattening,
me muscles turning into fats FAST.
so im losing weight-.- I WANT ME MUSCLES BACK!
currently 45.5 which is a bad thing.
i dont wna be 43kg no more.
oh so meh and i cabbed home @10 :>
t lent me wildchild! YAY

lol was supposed 2 meet thm aftr their phy on idk whn alr
but i fell aslp so thy went to watch a disgusting movie abt angels and demons!

but whtevr,
nadoo and chey came over 4 some fun and here are the pics nadoo collaged,
mixing some of their sleepovr dk wht pics also HAHA

i knw its like small, so im gonna pester her for the bigger ones :>
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and 4 those who actually cared,
me and stupid butter are ok alr haha.
dk-hw-many-eons-ago pic, taken frm a very awkward angle :>
apparently we were not in the right state of mind then :/

so adorable, now SHUT UP IF YOU HV ANY COMMENTS.

tag repliez:
thane hiiez agaiinx w0rrhhx iie thiinkks w3 shld giiv3 upps onns typiingz lidish.
i took faster than you but still, i lagged. LOL
guojun omg did i read it wrongly? YOU MISS ME! AHAHHAA and my craps lol.
kkkk see whn we meet go play k!
nadoo not bad ahhhh me can sell books :> idiots = you plus cheyenne! HAHA
lcy yeh ok soon, if you hv the time 4 me LOL :>

bye lovers!
maybe flea market @ clarke quay or moovie w babiez :D
anyone wants to go out? ME WNA PLAYYYYYYYYYYY LOL
but im lazy to go out :/

p/s: some ppl are jst books tht hv nice covers. when you open it up,
its jst an empty book.
i feel unjust, for a reason.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

OOOOOOOOO

OH I 4GOT 2DAY IN SKOOL A CROW 8 ME CHICKEN LICE!
I MEAN RICE OK BYEBYE

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

RETARDED DAY

why'd i say tht?
well 2 idiots apparently took the wrg bus and ended up in my homey.
MY HSE LOOK LIKE KINOKUNIYA MEH.

yes nadoo and cheyenne!
HAHAHAHAHA DAMN COOL LA
watched bitchy movie ' MEAN GIRLS' AGAIN lol
i jst watched it 2 days ago with T and meh!!!
laughed at the crap and bitchy-ness both times.
and screamed both times whn the ending was playing coz HAHAH YAY
thn play play video photo yada in nadoo's phoney.

8 dinner and C hadda meet mr bf so me and nadoo went to play badminton :>
overall was fun la hahaha with thm like damn crazy
we were CONDEMING AH LIANS!
so fun omgzzzz miies favv pastime w0rhxx!
and N knws why i h8 talented ppl :D
LOL

aftr tht, dadu sent N homey.
taught him english and he's improving, like aftr donkey yrs!
yayyyayayayayayayayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
picz w N :>

tagz repliez:
wailoong OH LOL OKAYYYYY YA the like vry avant garde hor
thane shut up its nice lol. WHTS WRG W YOU?!?!?!?!
firdaus EH YOYOYO TCTC BOTAK HAHA
selene HAHAHAHA OKOK YAYAYA I WNA GO ASAP ME YELLOWING ALR lol
guojun wah like tht luh hao jiu bu jian come here call me jiao lang. I EMO ALR

HHAHAHAHAHAH tmr cold rock (omg me typed ice rock)
with my girly galzzzzz! HAHAHAHA

BYE

Monday, May 18, 2009

collage


yay i luv collages nowadayz lor
think its like so chio :>
oo the abv one is nice ritez!
credz to thane.
btw 2dayz papers are goners.
most likely flunking phy which also = to flunking my science
I CANT STAND FLUNKING SCI LAH
TRY SO HARD EVERYTIME TO NO AVAIL NB!!!
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oh btw,
HAPPY BDAY CHARLES TAN! :>
gd luck in everything and stay swt w your gf!
(if you wld ever see this LOL)
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p/s: 2mrs my lit paper omg i mst pass!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

problem solved!!

HEHEZ OMG IDK WHY ME STILL HERE
ME NEEDA GET MY PHY FORMULAE IN ME HEAD
ME NEEDA MEMORIZE BIZ OF ME DIE 2MR

GOD SAVE ME PLZZZZ :>

SCREW THE BANNER!!

i mean it.
stupid thing's exceeding the border width?!?!?!!!
the com in my room view alr it fit snugly.
MY BROTHERS COM IM USING NW THE THING EXCEED BORDER!
(not tht its the coms fault but aiyah nb..)

shall see wht i can do l8r
maybe i'll jst piss off and change it to the squarish one instead.
ZZZZZZZZZ
ok i knw 4 the past dk hw many posts also keep harping on the thing la
BUT PPL ANGRY LAH BYEZ

Saturday, May 16, 2009

TGIS

wah ppl tk god its friday i tk god its sat!
spent the whole day and
FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT TKS TO GD FRIEND ERROL LEE :>
apparently teephy says thrs still a prob coz shes using mf.
wow and if i took a day to solve the prob in ie,
i'll tk mths or even yrs to solve the prob in other browsers(!!!)
ignoring tht, i was browsing thru lb some daez ago
and i found sm rlly kool stuff so i saved thm lol/
this dress/top is damn kool right!
i wna gddit if i see it manzxzszxz the chio-ness.
bye i'll stop being irritating and go play with baby z :>
p/s: maybe i'll be irritating and come bk ltr ^^V

Supposed to be

Studying. with a capital 'S' :>
woah gr8 lah i spent half the aftrnn trying 2 figure out
hw 2 put the oh-so-pretty collage(credz to T) and guess wht?!

stupid thing fails me like aftr 1000000000..01 tries!
walaoz im like damn pissed alr lah!
(ok i knw i like damn lame go make myself damn pissed but i want a prettier blog ritez)
i went to all blogs to try to get the code but i cant
dk why the html's pretty much screwd
SEE NOW THE BORDER'S LIKE DAMN SCREWD

WHO CAN HELP ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Friday, May 15, 2009

new layout!

yaaaaay new layout! hehez
was kinda bored w the simple pure all white thing so me decided to get rid of it lol

and im happy coz its the wkends agn :>
oh, and like tks 2 teephy i had my tinted pics done so chio-ly(!!!!!)
rlly like truckloads of tks 2 teephy manz.
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desperately need to sk8 and buy sk8s!
plus i think todays d&t paper was quite badly done.
didnt study much argh lol i wna top badly but aiyah..
and biz p1 ive got like countless careless mistakes nb.

gd lck 4 the rest of the papers ppl :>

edited
hihihi lol forgot to reply tags:
venus hahaha we're tgt now LOL
walao hi lol you'd btr come or i'll skin you alive and squish you flat whn i hv the chance
chu hahaha lookbook dam koolz ritez! me like
teephy ya lor dk why sg ppl wear alr not lian also become one!
eldrid YO FISHY
walao you sleep-using-com?

zai jian bie xiang wo ^^V

Thursday, May 14, 2009

me is vry lazy so me type like dish

1 i woke up today feeling i wld screw my papers
2 i went to sch and yes i did screw sci p1 and biz p1 so many careless miztakes
3 aftr the papers i felt a sense of relief
4 tiongsy with t and bought her shampoo lol
5 ate upsized mos meal plus soup SO SINFUL
6 me called cousin and bused home tlkg to her
7 me meet her cut fringe
8 we talk so funz hahaha
9 momsy brg me buy sk8s nxt wk sat
10 me vry happy me need study 4 dnt
11 me hope me dnt score gd everyone happy
12 me printed zaffy pic put in wallet v happy tooz

replies to tagz
teephy hahaha i happy leh how
cheeze yala dam cheesepies one ritez
zzz ya omgz so true tag w name k more cool haha sry crapping lol
venus haha me so kool ritez i hv his pics hhahahaha
sarah vivian dawson iz hot hes mine hehez and lol you teach me put banner me wna learn you suck coz you orhorh
selene yozxz heyzxzs hello harloezxx lol
meh yez ow it hurtz stop flirting hehez

omgz me dam lazy 2 type w punctuationz worz
random me h8 ahlianz esp fake ones
found this on lookbook hehaz so funz

nabeiz dam kool
but if you wear this in sg omg you r a fool
.
jl destress alr ahz
left with a few more papers to 2wks of fun thn many mths of mugging
thn to SP DTRM OR TP LAW THN TO UNI
thn jl successful woohooz

ps me h8 ahlianz and bengz so uncouth and unkool nabeiz

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

H-A-W-T-S-T-U-F-F


omgz so hot(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
ME SHALL GO SLP NOW DREAMIN OF HIM :>
3rd post btw hahahahaha

cruelty to kangaroo -- knnbccb


animal lovers, feel the heartache manz.
knn karma lah whoever did this.

MELBOURNE (AFP) - - Australian wildlife officers say a kangaroo survived for up to a week after being shot through the head with an arrow and is expected to make a full recovery.

Wildlife Australia has posted a 10,000 dollar (7,600 US) reward to find the people responsible for shooting the kangaroo, which was found in parkland near Melbourne's outer suburbs last Thursday.

Veterinary surgeons from Melbourne Zoo operated on the stricken marsupial over the weekend and were optimistic about his chances.

"This was a big injury, but because the arrow didn't seem to have been in there for a long time, and the injury was fresh, hopefully he'll be okay," Melbourne Zoo vet Michael Lynch told reporters.

"I'm cautiously optimistic about the kangaroo's prospects for a full recovery."
Wildlife Victoria spokeswoman Fiona Corke said the kangaroo was rescued just days after another kangaroo was found with an arrow in its rump in the same location.

She said her organisation wanted to catch those responsible.
"It's just unbelievable, I just can't believe that anybody would do something so cruel. It must be a very cold-hearted person to do that," she told national news agency AAP.
Corke said the kangaroo was believed to have survived for up to a week before it was discovered and taken to an animal hospital.


JL: SRY CANT HELP IT.

THE FUCKER THT DID THIS TO THE POOR KANGAROO SHOULD JST GET HUNG TO DEATH.

mutha fuckin cheebye.

nite volleyball!


luv this idiotic girl tho she sucks @ times.
can see colour contrast hor hahahahahah
k lah. my legs look like pork chops in this pic zzz.
but i like. THE PIC NOT THE CHOPS.

the chu-charles-xavier times
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timed 45mins 4 me 2 use the com and im left with 12.
lol bloggers dont blog nowadays so boringz.
me ish so tired wo yao shui jiaoz
qi lai cram chem into my nao zi.
4 wo de mid yrs wo xi wang neng kao dao hao cheng ji :)

zaijian til i feel like cmg bk,
aftr, or maybe even b4 kao shi wan.
wait.. b4 i go,
any idea how to put a picture as the blog banner?
as in instead of love-jl.blogspot.com i put a pic thr?
nabeiz ive been trying for the longest time (since last yr) i nv seem 2 geddit right!!!
stupid template codez.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

chu & x mark the spot

lol both of thm came over.
called charlestan dwn too and we played volleyball/bball/chatted til 2-3am dwnstrs
thn we came up. bathed and watched tv
lol the pool/snooker or whtevr show quite nice actually.
stupid x made me run w him to get the discs.
thn the aunty cldnt find my place.
x said she drives a lambo. in the end its a volkswagen.
LOL

this entry has no point.
oh we went 4 mac bf tho we slpt @ 5am lol.
and sry to x coz i forgot to give you a blanket! HAHAHA
HEHEZ

Saturday, May 9, 2009

blading @ ECP with teephy and meh

thn we saw chu, gl, ml, km, yt, jon, x :)
more abt tht l8r lol.
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had yoguru aftr our mt papers tht day.
went to teephy's house to find myself eating fatty pork.
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blading @ ecp ytd :)

went w photographer t but we didnt take many pics tht day.
xcept tht t kept stopping to take her artistic pics lol.
meh has a forlorn look (idk why) on her face.
bladed to bedok jetty.
met the others thr and went off seperate ways aftr tht.
crazy ppl went to changi! lol
luv the below pic :)

and aftr copying the pics frm chu's blog, i noticed tht its yuetongs bday today!
HAHAHA SO..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUETONG!
points all fingers and toes @ him* LOL he knws.
best of luck in everything you do mantis boy! lol
met up with gl aftr tht and went to loo's place for lucas loo's bbq.
didnt take any pics thr coz of laziness lol
btw HAPPY ADVANCED BDAY LUCAS LOO!
12th may :)
best wishes!
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off tht topic.
yay sch gave me a prize for some fin lit thingy and i got a free thumbdrive!
i knw sm ppl are gna say,
'aiyah this girl so howlian. small prize only'
i this kinda ppl nv take prize b4 cannot huh :)
besides, you hv meh. lol
.
oh, jer's bday was ytd.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER :D
hope you grow up to be a nicer boy lol.
coz youve been irritating these few yrs.
k lah i hope you study well :) luv.
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walao this post like bday post leh.
and i realised since el paper is over i can choose to type like..
ahhliiannxx.
(btw to some immature imbeciles in the lower sec tht thy think thy knw a lot,
lol dont be such smart alecs coz you may not knw wht you think you knw.
some ppl jst like to assume.)
improve your english b4 you actually use words like 'mundane' to describe ppl.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
p/s: tks to t and chu 4 the pictures :)

Friday, May 8, 2009

happy 11th birthday monster!

yes its jerome lim's birthday
hvnt got him anything coz idk wht to get him ah.
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knnbccb lah.
so uncouth omgz but aiyah whtevr.
fuckyfuckfuck. fuckafuckbah.
i hadda bay. bay = bad day.
totally screwd biz presentation.







stupid family bought elmo tee for jerome. nb.
anyhoo 2days a rlly bad day.
dk why whnevr pples bday comes, bad things always happen to me.
jst my luck. fuck.
only thing gd iz tht im able to go blading and another 2 pprs dwn.
note tht zaff's bald. lol

my life sucks ttmx now.
h8 it. affects me jst before the more taxing papers.
tks. like i needed tht.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

advance headline alert(!!)

=ThAnE= says:
im such a bitch.
i shut up.

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this makes it to the headlines even before they publish tmr's newspapers.
i swear i edited no part in tht statement he made.

Lullaby


during hum's bday chalet :)
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HAPPY BELATED BDAY NADOO! :)
couldnt find your pic anywhr on your blog lahz.
and im v sleepy so i hope you understand tho you may not read this lol :)
wish you do the best in your sch wrk la.
dont always be absent frm sch(!!)
all the best, luv jl.
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chinese pprs down :)
jst let dad see the Q ppr.
walaoz(LOL) he said ive got like 4 mistakes in xuan ci tian kong!
IMAGINE LAH FIRST SECTION ONLY 4 WRONG.
see my intuition always goes wrg lor..
jst whn i thought i wld do okay.. damn.
anyway, whats done is done. YAY 1 DOWN!
many more to go ):
jl study k plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls.
el pprs tmr! gd luck everyone!
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ive got a pimple next to my nose.
or whtevr awkward place on my face tht is.
GO AWAY LAH NB.

Monday, May 4, 2009

randomz

  1. me want tongue piercingzzzzzz(!!!)
  2. me feels clever now me wna go study
  3. me needa do d&t fast thn i can ZZZZZ
  4. dad iz bk! help me cut fringey
  5. me wna singsingsing!!! :>

goreng pisang


walaoz so sinful. yes its banana fritters.
deep-fried oily banana fritters.
been eons since i last bit into one tho :)
and mom brought 2 home and i polished both off.
guess im nearing 50kg soon, if i eat @ the r8 im gg.
rumours abt this delicious snack,
saying its coated by plastic few yrs ago.
dk if thrs truth 2 tht but according 2 what i knw and wht i eat,
STUPID PPL ITS COATED IN FLOUR LAH.
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- gotta finish my d&t by l8r.. AH DAMN.
-awaiting tmr's arrival coz i finally did my lit IM SO PROUD OF IT!!!
- w8ting 4 dad 2 be home to hlp me cut my fringe coz its irritating.
-FEEL LIKE CABBING 2 SKOOL TMR :)
-and i wna eat venezia yoghurt icecreammmmmmm

Saturday, May 2, 2009

teeq's 16th @dempsey hill


hehez i luv these girls.
dempsey's ben and jerry's has a nice ambience :)
photo spam but lazy.
fetishforjuicy@blogspot has everything you want lol.
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did hwk agn today :)
feel so accomplished!!!
THANK GOD 4 MY DETERMINATION!

Friday, May 1, 2009

hard candy with a surprise center









hehez yep im using the mini com 2 blog.
mom doesnt want me 2 go sk8 coz exmas are rd the corner
and im too bored so i decided to blog using thiz.
ha coz i can play w the webcam!
realise my bro plays with it too,
as seen frm the picture below...

RETARDED
btw this rascal's bday is cmg.
dk wht 2 get him tho.